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Essay Fun–Jan. 26th/27th

January 26th, 2012 · No Comments · Essay Fun

So, what do you do if you’re attacked by wolves? Or, why do we associate mistletoe with kissing? Possibly, even, why schoolskids get a 3-month break?

 

All good questions, but the better one is how do I take a pile of research and turn it into a paper. Here’s how:

Option 1: Make an outline. Now, do you need to make a crazy Roman Numeral salad where you find yourself trying to remember how to render 138 (CXXXVIII btw)? No. Instead decide what is the best way to lead a reader through your information. Probably, you would state the question early, give a little background, note possible (but mistaken) answers, then answer the question, and finally end with a paragraph that links the question to a larger point about life.

I Explain Q: What to do when wolves attack?

II Wolf psychology

A Why wolves attack

B What wolves are afraid of

III Bad ideas

A Running really fast

B Tying pork chops to your legs

C Speaking in pig latin in the hopes that it will confuse them.

D Using those tiny broken airplane liquor bottles

IV Good idea

A. Scaring the wolves

B. Shoving your fist down the wolf’s throat

C. Putting it into a headlock

V How often do wolves attack? What wolf attacks say about our fears of Nature.

Does that not work for you? See this format and this online outline maker.

Also, consider using notecards. Millions of students can’t be wrong.

 

 

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AP English–Jan 26th/27th

January 26th, 2012 · No Comments · AP English

Hola, we’re close to the halfway point. Did I mention that English teachers have the highest SAT scores of all teachers, well, sorta…Did you know that babies named Ava caused the US housing crisis? It’s true (and by true I mean not true at all).

Let’s get started learning stuff! Ok, we’ve read Emerson’s Nature and for HW you went through JCO’s Against Nature. I’m going to ask you to do some comparing. Create a t-chart with left side as Emerson and the right side JCO. Choose competing quotes from Emerson and JCO and put them on each side of the t-chart and be ready to contrast the writers’ opinions about Nature.

Next, we’ll talk Multiple Choice on the AP. I’ll go through some aspect of the MC part of the test and then we’ll take a practice run with QuestionPress!

Then, I want to show you this site which gives you good ideas for multiple choice stems. Let’s use it in our…

HW: Read “Citizen Philosophers” and write 8 MC questions using the stems provided above.

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Essay Fun — Jan 24th/25th

January 24th, 2012 · No Comments · Essay Fun

OK, so research. I’ll talk to as many people as possible today and here are the questions I’ll ask:

  1. What is your research question?
  2. What have you found out already? Where did you find it?
  3. What method do you have of recording and organizing your research?
  4. Where are you going to go for the rest of your information?

Also, I want to offer advice as to where (besides omnipotent Google) you can look for information.

HW: Finish Research by Th/F

 

 

 

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Jan 17th–AP English

January 17th, 2012 · No Comments · AP English

First, Newt!

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We’ll continue with the HW: AP class credit yea or nea! We’ll be talking about nea today. The entire article has 14 paragraphs (I think! I did get a 4 on my AP Calculus test. Did I mention this yet?). For each paragraph, I created a short description of the function of the paragraph, meaning I’ve described how I think the paragraph works in constructing the argument rather that by paraphrasing the content. Your job–in pairs–is to figure out the correct order of the following function descriptions. Let’s do it!

  1. Providing rhetorical questions that also establish the main thesis.
  2. Giving an analogy that emphasizes the absurdity of the opposing argument.
  3. Establishing writer’s credibility as knowledgeable about both science and humanity courses.
  4. Giving background on AP credit and relating particularly to science courses.
  5. Explaining the problem that the writer is trying to solve.
  6. Explaining the end result of how AP courses hurt top students with specific hypothetical detail.
  7. Giving the opposing argument for AP credit.
  8. Explaining how the AP credit problem is part of a larger societal problem.
  9. Offering a frame that compares the College Board to a bureaucratic, Orwellian entity.
  10. Stating the writer’s answer to the AP problem.
  11. Suggesting advice as to what college’s should be doing.
  12. Explaining what AP science students miss when they skip intro classes.
  13. Offering a qualification to the thesis.
  14. Giving a later voice to the counter-argument.

Phew!

If we have time, and/or brain cells.  I want to take a look at Emerson’s Nature. Here, I think, we should focus on simple paraphrase. We might even just go paragraph by paragraph trying to get a handle on the argument.

Also, let’s see the Nonfiction Semester Project assignment.

HW: Read Against Nature by Joyce Carol Oates. Compare and contrast with Emerson’s Nature. Which side do you fall on and why? 200-300 words.

 

 

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Essay Fun-January 12th/13th

January 11th, 2012 · No Comments · Uncategorized

OK, so I’m not there physically, but I’m there in spirit. I’m astrally projecting my essence North from Renton.  I hope today’s class is still fruitful for you.

Here’s how I’d like to start class: Half of the class will read “Making it in America” about the changing nature of labor in America and the other half will read “How the Plummeting Price of cocaine fueled the Nationwide drop in crime.” which is more self-explanatory.

Read the essay.

In groups, discuss these questions: What is the research question and answers? What stories/anecdotes are told and why? What is the evidence provided in the essay? Who are the experts cited? What facts are offered? How much do you agree/disagree with the conclusions and why?

Then, one half of the class will explain your essay to other and vice versa.

In the second half of class, I’d like you to get to work on the research portion of your essay. Find at least five good sites and three possible books from the public library that might give you the information you need. Also, consider human (or animal if appropriate) experts who might contribute to your understanding.

I’ll see your research logs next week.

HW: Work on the research.

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